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    Sunday, September 13, 2009

    What do I want to be when I grow up

    I have thought about this time and time again because ultimately everything in the world is about materialism (what you have and what you do not have, where you want almost everything obviously, duh), and money. Therefore I have decided that I would either be,

    1. A Dentist, or
    2, An Architect, or
    3. A Doctor, or
    4. A lawyer

    Okay so firstly, I've always wanted to be a lawyer. Simply because I can talk a lot, maybe too much. Then again I don't want to be like some lame ass lawyer I want to be those fucking suave and slick lawyers that win all the time. But I don't want to be a lawyer anymore.

    My mother told me I should aim to become someone famous in the medical circle because you mix with all the rich people and get to marry a rich husband. So I want to be a doctor. Sadly, I can never be a doctor, because I don't take Biology boohoo :'( Therefore I am left with 2 choices- An Architect or a Dentist.

    I want to be an Architect because I can build houses and have lots of construction workers under me. I've always had this image of a dream house. Like a tiny little cottage with little super furry animals in the yard then theres this nice white fence surrounding my garden where I will do all my little gardening when I'm old. So I decided when I become an architect I will build a ROW of little cottages for simple minded people like me to live in. I will definitely make a lot of money. Then again, I hate drawing and drafting. So this leaves me with my final choice- a dentist.

    Okay I've only just recently wanted to be a dentist. Because ever since I got my braces, I've been fucking annoyed with the dentist because she PAINS ME and HURTS ME AND MY INNER SOUL. Because once I don't eat, I feel unhappy. So I want to be a dentist to inflict such pain on other people. Also, being a dentist earns me a lot of money. With money, I can buy a bigger dental centre where I can inflict more pain on other people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHHA Yes, I get to earn a lot of money. Like this fucking dentist like just "examined" my mouth for a minute and it cost my parents like fucking 40 bucks. Furthermore, working hours are only 9am-5pm, whereas doctors work from 9am-9pm.

    Ok it is settled then, I shall be a dentist. Therefore I shall continue studying for my EOYS which are in 11 days. GG STEPH!!! GG

    13 comments:

    rockerstardust said...

    I think you can become a doctor as long as you take chemistry, you need to take at least chemistry to enter uni and study doctor. Oh and i heard that doctors work 36 hour shift or something like that :S

    Anonymous said...

    Yeah actually you only need chem to be a doctor.
    I shall be careful not to end up in your dental clinic, you sadistic asshole ;D

    hanna said...

    why do you wanna be a dentist? then pretty little kids will all be afraid of you! :(

    Mae.th said...

    will you have your hamster running across your little house (IN A STRAIGHT LINE) to get to his cage IF you become an architect? : D

    Anonymous said...

    Lol getting hamster to run across her house has nothing gotta do with architectural design.

    Anonymous said...

    omg ya ditto anoymous no link

    Anonymous said...

    PUERILE-.-

    Mae.th said...

    lol you don't get it. only we do. shut it.

    Anonymous said...

    Yeah i know it's some sort of inside joke but still it is out of context.

    Stephanie said...

    stop fighting guys!!! where is the love people!!!!

    Wailing said...

    stephanie

    U SHOULD BLOG!!!! miss + love u.

    Anonymous said...

    Father father father help us!

    Stephanie said...

    <3 u wai <3 u 2 mae

    :)

    see u wai after 3 weeks :(